This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me one with everything".So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything, hands it to the Buddhist Monk.The Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill, the vender takes it, puts it in his cash register and shuts the door.The Buddhist says, "Wait, where's my change?"The vender replies, "Change must come from within".
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