Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest...Just before you flunk a test.There is nothing new...under a rock.A journey of a thousand miles begins with...a private jet.A committee of three...gets things done when they are not fighting.If you can't stand the heat...try Antarctica.Better late than...absent.A rolling stone...may dent the floor.If at first you don't succeed...live with it.Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry...and then blow your nose.A bird in the hand is....better than a woodpecker on your head.Early to bed, early to rise...and you will get the best cereal.Two heads...are pretty scary.It is better to light a candle than...to light a bomb.A miss is as good as...a mister.A penny saved...is not a lot.Don't burn your bridges...or you'll fall in the lake.Haste makes...sweat
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