10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It`s hard to type with paws)9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete' and 'save' are out of the question.8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.7. Carpal Paw Syndrome.6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he`s browsing www.purina.com or the '50 ways to skin a cat' sites.5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrates.4. Can`t help attacking the screen when he hears, 'you`ve got mail'.3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits.2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.1. Can`t stick his head out of Windows XP.
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