Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate after she had donned her costume shewent into the family room to show her family they were impressed.Mom said you look terrific mary you have your sabre,and your parrot onyour shoulder,and look you even have a neat sack to carry your booty,butwhere are your buccaneers?Says Mary, my buccaneers are under my buccanhat!
More jokes
Programmer's drinking song..
99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 litt..
Full joke here
99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 litt..
Full joke here
Giuseppi walks into work, and he sa..
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?..
Full joke here
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?..
Full joke here
Marriage Ups and Downs..
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and the hubby's s..
Full joke here
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and the hubby's s..
Full joke here
Dangerous and sometimes fatal tradi..
In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a gue..
Full joke here
In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a gue..
Full joke here
A small boy was lost, so he went up..
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The co..
Full joke here
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The co..
Full joke here