Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny.Teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do ?"Johnny says: "My Dad is dead.""I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?""He turned blue and shat on the carpet."
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