When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house."Is that your grandmother?" I asked Chris when he boarded."Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us for Christmas." "How nice," I said. "Where does she live?""At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we want her we just go out there and get her."
Ventriloquist and the Indian..
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He fi..
Full joke here
Polish New Car Is Busted..
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives around all the time ..
Full joke here
George Carlin funnies!..
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with ..
Full joke here
State Of The Art Watch..
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive wo..
Full joke here
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!..
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX....10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU HAVE..
Full joke here