One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So the proud papa stayed home to watch hiswonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry.The father did everything he could think of to do but the baby wouldn'tstop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take theinfant to the doctor. After the doctor listened to the father all thathe had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examinethe baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he undidthe diaper, he finds that the diaper is indeed full. "Here's theproblem", the Dr. says. "He needs a change." The father is veryperplexed, " But the diaper package says it is good for up to 10 lbs!"
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