Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."
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