One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is 1 million years to you?God replies 1 second.The Boy asked God:How much is 1 million dallors to you?God replies 1 penny.Then the boy asked god if he could have a penny.God replies...sure, "gimme 1 second".
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