201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A blond electrician202. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A1: So brunettes can remember them. A2: Because blonds are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.203. Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde ???? A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!204. Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.205. Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.206. Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.207. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.208. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.209. Q: Why did they call the blond twinkie? A: She liked to be filled with cream.210. Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?211. Q: Why do blondes have periods? A: They deserve them212. Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"213. Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.214. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.215. Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy? A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.216. Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor? A: By the ears.217. Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.218. Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!219. Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass? A: A brain tumor.220. Q: Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry? A: Because you don't have to marry them for sex!
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