Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored."What happened to you feet?" his wife asked."I had a childhood disease called tolio.""Don't you mean polio?""No, tolio, it only affects the toes."He then removed his pants and revealed an awful looking pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she asked."Well, I also had kneesles.""Don't you mean measles?""No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said..."Don't tell me, you also had smallcox!"
More jokes
Fastest Thing In The World..
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play a little game about w..
Full joke here
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play a little game about w..
Full joke here
Now, that is disgusting!..
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice ..
Full joke here
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice ..
Full joke here
Getting what you ask for!..
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could b..
Full joke here
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could b..
Full joke here
Yeah, fat broads are like.....
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They're fun to ride, but you don't want your frie..
Full joke here
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They're fun to ride, but you don't want your frie..
Full joke here
An old retired man goes to his wife..
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to te..
Full joke here
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to te..
Full joke here