Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late little Johnny?"Johnny replied, "My grandpa got burnt, Miss."The teacher replied, "I hope it wasn't too bad."Then little Johnny said, "Don't worry, the crematorium doesn'tmuck around!"
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