The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today's word is "beautiful". Little Sally, would you please come up here and use "beautiful" in a sentence?" Little Sally walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, my mom is the most beautiful woman in the world." Teacher says, "Very good, Little Sally, you may sit. Little Frankie, your turn." Little Frankie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, the sunrise this morningwas the most beautiful sunrise I have ever seen." Teacher says, "Very good, Little Frankie, you may sit. Little Johnny, it's your turn." Little Johnnie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, last night my big sister told my dad that she was pregnant and he said, "Beautiful, just fucking beautiful."
More jokes
A couple of geezers were sitting.....
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little ..
Full joke here
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little ..
Full joke here
If Restaurants Functioned Like Micr..
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter. W..
Full joke here
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter. W..
Full joke here
Christmas tree better..
Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman" A Christmas tree doesn't care ho..
Full joke here
Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman" A Christmas tree doesn't care ho..
Full joke here
Two very successful psychoanalysts ..
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 ..
Full joke here
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 ..
Full joke here
A guy walks into a bar and orders a..
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i..
Full joke here
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i..
Full joke here