Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mommy," she said, "I'd like you to answer one question." "Very good," replied her mother, "I was wondering when you would become curious about birds, flowers and bees." "It's not that," said the girl. "I know all about screwing. What I would like to know is how to make lasagna."
A bum asks a man for $2.....
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The ma..
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Texan's guide to life..
Never squat with yer spurs on. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither ..
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What is the difference between a Sl..
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitc..
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Lawyers arrive in Japan..
Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled e..
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Bob stood over his tee short on the..
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd wagg..
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