The little boy comes home from school and asks mom...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get into the discussion of sex at such an early time she replies, "From the stork of course!" The little guy thinks for a fewseconds and then asks, "But mom, who fucks the stork?"
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)..
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pull..
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How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style..
How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephan..
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After spending a night at a hotel w..
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out of h..
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God Meets Bureaucracy..
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he wa..
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Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like you..
Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like your kid:
10. Kid's letter to North Pole comes back..
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