The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father. She comes toLittle Johnny's house and sees Little Johnny fucking a goatin the front yard. She walks in the house and screams to his father "Your son!Your son! He cussed in the school and now....now he's beingcarnal with a goat in the front yard!" Little Johnny's father goes running out the door yelling,"Son of a bitch! Today is my turn!"
Signs You've Had Too Much Holiday C..
1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the..
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Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negot..
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Ha..
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The Mother Superior in the convent ..
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she ..
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Male-Bashing at it's best!..
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in d..
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Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his fr..
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rot..
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