A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner. He then stands up to thank everyone. "First I must thank my beautiful wife for her help and support, thenI want to thank my children, and the lottery commission." "Then I would like to thank Adolf Hitler". Suddenly everyone wassilent as he showed some numbers tatooed on his forearm and said,"For the winning numbers".
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