35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean,Suddenly, a Message is announced,"Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late""Damn!" Said the Irishman,10 mins later, "I`m sorry people Engine #3 has died,We`ll be 1 hour late"20 mins later,"Every one, engine # 4 has died,sorry, We`ll be 2 hours late"Suddenly the Irish man speaks out,"Bloody hell, If the last engine goes we`ll be stuck up hereall day!!"
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