A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?""Not too good,"says the mother. "I've been very weak."The son says, "Why are you so weak?"She says, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."The man says, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filledwith food if you should call."
More jokes
Products we could do without!..
Fingernail Clippers:That's why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might lov..
Full joke here
Fingernail Clippers:That's why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might lov..
Full joke here
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy..
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp..
Full joke here
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp..
Full joke here
There was a drunk man walking down ..
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A p..
Full joke here
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A p..
Full joke here
Why did the blonde go half way to S..
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took h..
Full joke here
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took h..
Full joke here
Glossary of music terms..
Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. "Y'all sang that real good!"Accident..
Full joke here
Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. "Y'all sang that real good!"Accident..
Full joke here