Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit."Do you have anything to declare?" asked the customs inspector."No -- sssssst, bzzz - nothing at all.""How long do you plan to stay?""Oh, about -- ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz -- about three weeks.""By the way, where did you learn English?""From the -- bzzz, bzzz, sszzzzzzzzbzzz -- radio."
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