Mr. Schneider stood up in court...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money." Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."
Pat and Mike at the brewery...
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there's an accident.Pat calls ..
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So one sperm says to the other.....
So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ova..
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Things You Don't Want To Hear..
Things you don't want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We'll need it for the ..
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Getting in an accident..
A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on col..
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This tells me that I must be drunk..
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and o..
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