A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open. The bride agrees.After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer hasbeen left ajar. She peeks in and sees 3 golf balls and $6,000.She confronts her mate with her findings, and asks for anexplanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you,I put a golf ball in the drawer."She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad. But what about the$6,000? He explains "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls,I sold 'em!"
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