Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date. She came outof the shower wrapped in a bath towel and said,"I'm sorry I'm late but I was shopping and losttrack of time. Would you like to see me in mynew dress?""I would like nothing better." said Emery.
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