I got home from work last night...
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am a one?"I said, "If Bo Derek's a ten, you're a one".
Cant stop with the q and a's..
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which o..
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Lawyers give irrelevant information..
Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, t..
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Top 20 Engineers' Terminology's..
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in the wind..
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Hikers meet headhunters...
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters c..
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The results of statistics..
. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3. ..
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