Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late husband's penis and shove it up his rectum. The morticianobjects, but threatening not to pay, he relents. Later, at the coffinclosing, the wife bends down to kiss her husband goodbye, and she sees atear coming from his eye. She says "Hurts doesn't it, you son of abitch!"
More jokes
When Joe's wife ran away with his c..
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depre..
Full joke here
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depre..
Full joke here
Two hookers were on a street corner..
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the..
Full joke here
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the..
Full joke here
There was this Eskimo girl who spen..
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning fou..
Full joke here
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning fou..
Full joke here
A man is in a hospital bed completl..
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave..
Full joke here
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave..
Full joke here
A Lutheran minister is driving down..
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stoppe..
Full joke here
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stoppe..
Full joke here