A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the lawyer asked."Give me the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.""That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulously."I can't wait to hear the terrible news.""It's of you and your mistress."
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If The Rand Corporation ran Christm..
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other..
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One day Confucious say.....
Confucious say......woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam....man with penis in p..
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