The room was full of pregnant women and their partners...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan."Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand."Yes?" asked the instructor."Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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Little boy learns arithmetic...
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there..
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How To Shower Like A Man:1 - Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed an..
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