What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits,and a lot of questioning and listening, the counselor saidthat he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand,and gave her a hug. He looked at the man and said, "thisis what your wife needs, at least once a day!" The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, "Ok, whattime do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?"
The Cow and the Chicken..
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow ..
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A necessary condition..
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and ask..
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Out All Night Drinking..
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartende..
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John and Mary visit their pastor fo..
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs..
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Encyclopaedia Britannica..
Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of e..
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