A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree", sighed the pheasant, "but I haven"t got the energy". Well, why don"t you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They"re packed with nutrients". The pheasant pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch and so on. Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree, whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the pheasant right out of the tree. Moral of the Story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won"t keep you there.
More jokes
Cast the first stone!..
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a mob around h..
Full joke here
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a mob around h..
Full joke here
Why does a blonde only change her b..
Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says ri..
Full joke here
Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says ri..
Full joke here
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!..
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He..
Full joke here
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He..
Full joke here
If Dear Abby Was A Man.....
If Dear Abby Was A Man...Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends. I'm..
Full joke here
If Dear Abby Was A Man...Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends. I'm..
Full joke here
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)..
Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates..
Full joke here
Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates..
Full joke here