What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by Sarah
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If you love something .....
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways will be yours..
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Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mot..
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Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mot..
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If Cray made toasters.....
If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other..
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If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other..
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