A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other. Since their schedulesintertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car.So they did. They drove it home and parked it in thestreet between their establishments. A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw thepriest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't needa wash, so he ran out and asked the priest what he wasdoing. "I'm blessing it" the priest replied.The rabbi replied "Oh," then he ran back into the synagogue.He reappeared a few minutes later with a hack saw, ran to thecar and cut off the last 2 inches of the tailpipe.
More jokes
Children Books You Won't See..
Children Books That Didn't Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won't Eever See.....
Full joke here
Children Books That Didn't Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won't Eever See.....
Full joke here
It's the way you say it..
... A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the..
Full joke here
... A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the..
Full joke here
How the Angel got on the tree!..
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annu..
Full joke here
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annu..
Full joke here
Blonde and the washing machine..
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a w..
Full joke here
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a w..
Full joke here
Some shorties...one rude :)..
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife got hot, he beat..
Full joke here
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife got hot, he beat..
Full joke here