The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day.""Really, Father?" slurred Paddy. "What have you done?"
More jokes
If Only Life Could Be Like A Comput..
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To..
Full joke here
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To..
Full joke here
What occurs twice in a lifetime.....
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never i..
Full joke here
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never i..
Full joke here
Polak Locked His Keys In Car..
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his car?A: He had to use..
Full joke here
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his car?A: He had to use..
Full joke here
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Aust..
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental abilit..
Full joke here
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental abilit..
Full joke here
Signs you are a Canadian..
1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.2. You're not offended by the term..
Full joke here
1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.2. You're not offended by the term..
Full joke here