A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on the shoulder and said, "Darling, I love your dress; but your purse is on fire!"
Southerners are not that stupid..
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show...
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A guy was sitting in a bar when a s..
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke up..
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto..
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when ..
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Why do elephants paint thier testic..
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry..
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A Girl Scout troop leader.....
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was enga..
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