A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple days before the cruise, the travel agent calls and says the cruise has been canceled, but he can get them on a three-day cruise instead. The guy says "OK," and goes to the pharmacy to buy three Dramamine and three condoms. Next day, the agent calls back and says he now can book a five-day cruise. The guy says he'll take it. Returns to the same pharmacy and buys two more Dramamine and two more condoms. The following day, the travel agent calls again and says he can now book an eight-day cruise. Guy says, "OK," and goes back to the drug store and asks for three more Dramamine and three more condoms. Finally, the pharmacist asks, "Look, if it makes you sick, how come you keep doing it?"
More jokes
Before you criticize someone.....
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize th..
Full joke here
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize th..
Full joke here
You Mama's So Hairy.....
Yo mama's so hairy...- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her ..
Full joke here
Yo mama's so hairy...- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her ..
Full joke here
The talking Cuckoo clock...
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misse..
Full joke here
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misse..
Full joke here
Men - Ya just can't win!..
IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men.........If you put a woman on a pedestal and try..
Full joke here
IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men.........If you put a woman on a pedestal and try..
Full joke here
The story of the bats..
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Le..
Full joke here
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Le..
Full joke here