A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't wantto name them without him seeing them first. Butthe hospital insists that the babies must benamed by the end of the day. Crazy Uncle Louieoverhears this and he names them (unbeknowst tothe couple). Later the husband arrives, and thehappy couple are set to name the babies when anurse informs them that Uncle Louie already tookcare of that. "Oh no!" they cry. "He's crazy anddoesn't know what he's doing. What names did hepick?" The nurse says, "Well, he named the girlDeniece." "Whew, not bad. In fact, that's nice.And how about the boy?" "Denephew."
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