The barber was finishing a haircut...
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion' around hisears when the customer yelled, "Don't put that crap on me!My wife says it smells like a French Whorehouse!"Another customer who was waiting replied, "Hey John, youcan put the 'Aftershave Lotion' on me... My wife has neverbeen in a French Whorehouse!" Then the fun began...
Do you see the dead bird?..
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunett..
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Steven Wright on dogs..
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people ar..
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Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!..
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRU..
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I live in the flat above Paddy..
A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address..
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The man walked past the armored car..
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped close..
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