This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed by, she asked one girl what the lineup was for. the girl shrugged and said, jokingly, "cough drops" and snickered.Just then the cop approached the old gal and said, "What are you doing here, m'am?"The woman pulled herself up to her full height oF 4'4 and replied, "Well, I can suck em can't I?"
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