A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals. The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it. Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill to the farmer."It had two saggy tits, a beard, a hard head and it stunk like hell!" said the boy."Oh, shit!" said the farmer. "You've shot the wife!"
More jokes
If K-Tel sold toasters.....
If K-Tel sold toasters...They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a fr..
Full joke here
If K-Tel sold toasters...They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a fr..
Full joke here
What do the Pope and the Giants hav..
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and..
Full joke here
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and..
Full joke here
Monkey travels in space..
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the sto..
Full joke here
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the sto..
Full joke here
Why can't you be like that?..
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem su..
Full joke here
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem su..
Full joke here
What is intelligence?..
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we do..
Full joke here
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we do..
Full joke here