The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?" I said, "Fire and theft."Insurance agent frowned. "Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft."Apparently, the only way I can make a claim with this coverage is if the house is robbed while it's burning down.
More jokes
Motherinlaw's Funeral..
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to c..
Full joke here
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to c..
Full joke here
The limousine was taking the beauti..
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway ther..
Full joke here
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway ther..
Full joke here
A man let out a humongous burp.....
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before m..
Full joke here
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before m..
Full joke here
Christmas tree better..
Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman" A Christmas tree doesn't care ho..
Full joke here
Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman" A Christmas tree doesn't care ho..
Full joke here
An elderly man goes into a brothel...
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for ..
Full joke here
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for ..
Full joke here