Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50 feet in front of them.The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of runningshoes, then began to furiously attempt to lace them up as the bearslowly approached them. The second man looked at the first,confused, and said, "What are you doing? Running shoes aren'tgoing to help, you can't outrun that bear." "I don't need to," saidthe first man, "I just need to outrun you."
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