A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, "If you shoot a deer, be sure not to let somebody else say he's the one who shot it. Otherwise, he'll take the deer from you. The deer belongs to whoever shoots it." The guy goes to his own blind. Ten minutes later, he hears his wife shooting from her blind nearby. He rushes over and finds her pointing her rifle at a cowboy who's hollering, "Awright, lady, awright--you can have the goddamn deer! Just lemme get my saddle off it!"
More jokes
So this Mexican dude was taking a p..
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand this white dude s..
Full joke here
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand this white dude s..
Full joke here
The modest man is in the hospital f..
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left ..
Full joke here
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left ..
Full joke here
Women's T-Shirt Sayings!..
* I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too. But like... who cares..
Full joke here
* I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too. But like... who cares..
Full joke here
Married to a Sex Maniac..
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a s..
Full joke here
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a s..
Full joke here
Redneck wins lottery.....
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim it where the ..
Full joke here
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim it where the ..
Full joke here