An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought helooked worried and asked him if anything was wrong. "I'm scaredout of my mind," the stud replied. "Some pissed-off husbandwrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop fucking hiswife." "So stop," the barkeep said. "I can't," the womanizerreplied, taking a long swill. "The prick didn't sign his name!"
More jokes
The number twelve goes to a bar..
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can'..
Full joke here
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can'..
Full joke here
The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired..
The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 - The Resume Your resume is a crucia..
Full joke here
The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 - The Resume Your resume is a crucia..
Full joke here
Did you hear about the Irishman who..
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because..
Full joke here
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because..
Full joke here
Nothing but the truth..
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overca..
Full joke here
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overca..
Full joke here
Bad luck finding a place to hide..
A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the stron..
Full joke here
A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the stron..
Full joke here