An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the airwith her deodorizer.Two floors later a gentleman got onto the elevator.He began to sniff.The Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?""Why, yes, I do," he replied."What does it smell like?""Hmmm, I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like someone shitin a pine tree."
Jones is driving past the state men..
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat..
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Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniver..
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She pu..
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On his way out of church, Frank sto..
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would ..
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Commitment Definition..
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite..
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Newfoundland and Nova Scotia..
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobb..
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