A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconuttree and yelled, "Stop making love down there!" "What's the matter with you?" the husband said when the sailor climbeddown. "We weren't making love.""Sorry," said the sailor, "From up there it looked like you were."Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled thesame thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see forhimself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top. The husbandsays to himself, "By golly he's right! It DOES look like they're makinglove down there!"
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