The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman, explaining that young Junior had gotten himself into quite a fix."See, he was kissing his girlfriend, and when my wife and I came back from the movies we found them stuck together.""I'll come right over, Mr. Tuckerman," said the dentist calmly, "and don't worry about a thing. I have to unlock teenagers' braces all the time."Mr. Tuckerman whispered, "Yes, but from an IUD?"
Signs you've grown up!..
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You..
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A woman and her lover are on the be..
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they h..
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The Life Of The Party..
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had ..
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A man eating at restaurant says to ..
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' Th..
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Priest and Nun Golfing..
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely..
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