A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots his penis. Pointing at it she says..... "Daddy, daddy, when will I get one of those?" The dad looks at the little girl, looks out the door, looks backat the little girl and winks.... "When your mommy goes to the mall!"
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