Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying andcrying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry Son, yourmother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy." The next night, its fathers turn to do the job."Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringingjoy to new mommies and daddies." A few days later, the stork parents are desperate, their son is gone fromthe nest all night. Finally, shortly before dawn, he returns and theparents ask their son where he had been all night. Says the baby stork, "Awww, just scaring the shit out of college kids!"
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