This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know whatto do. He's fumbling around for a while, but finally his wife gets fed upand says, "Jeb, ya big idiot! Yer s'pposed to take that thing you playwith and put it where I pee!"...So he got his bowling bowl and threw it in the outhouse!
Blonde paints the porch..
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type ..
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A woman went to the bar with a blac..
A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."Fr..
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A big-city lawyer was representing ..
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher...
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Clinton's Address to the Nation..
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton's Address to the Natio..
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Southerners are not that stupid..
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show...
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