For me, penises are a hobby...
For me, penises are a hobby ... kinda like fishing ... The small ones you throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you mount."
Vern, are you going to take your wi..
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, in..
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What is the difference between Mich..
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wa..
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The blind date had not been all tha..
The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was fina..
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How come Mexico never has a good Ol..
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans that ..
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The Preist and the Nun..
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel. All of a sudden, the c..
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