An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, andthey have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less thantwenty times. What can I do?""Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day forseven days and comeback and see me in a week."Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, Idon't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm fartingjust as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say foryourself?"."Calm down, Mrs.Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixedyoursinuses, we'll work on your hearing."
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